> A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween
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> party.
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> The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband
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> to go to the party alone.
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> He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
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> argued and said she was going to take some aspirin
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> and go to bed, and there was no need for his good
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> time to be spoiled by not going.
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> So he took his Batman costume (mask) and away he went.
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> The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
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> awakened without pain, and, as it was still early,
> decided to
> go to the
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> party.
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> In as much as her husband did not know what her
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> costume was, she thought he would have some fun by
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> watching her husband to see how he acted when he
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> was not with him.
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> She put on a Goldilocks costume (mask).
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> So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
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> enjoying himself on the dance floor, dancing with
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> every nice woman he cuddled and occasionally giving
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> a little kiss here and there.
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> His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive
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> woman herself, her husband left his new partner
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> devoted his time to her.
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> She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he
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> was her husband.
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> After some more to drink he finally whispered a little
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> proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they
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> went to one of the cars and had quick sex in the back
> seat.
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> She slipped away before unmasking herself or her
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> husband and went home and put her costume (mask)
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> away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
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> explanation he would make up for his outrageous
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> behavior.
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> She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she
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> asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old
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> thing.
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> You know I never have a good time when you're not
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> there.
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> " Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied,
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> "I tell you, I never even danced one dance.
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> When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
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> other guys, so we went into the spare room and played
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> darts all evening." "You must have looked really silly
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> wearing that Batman costume playing darts all night!"
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> she said with unashamed sarcasm.
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> To which the husband replied, actually, I gave my
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> Batman costume to your Dad who seemed to
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> have had a jolly good time on the dance floor. I
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> am told that he was seen by Frank taking a
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> prostitute in a Goldilocks outfit out for a few
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> minutes.
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> Don't ask me what they did, you know your dad still
> wants to
> behave like a kid.
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> The question is: was it dad that she had slept with
> believing
> it was her husband or her husband who made
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> up the story.
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> Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your husban