mihou
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Nombre de messages : 8092
Localisation : Washington D.C.
Date d'inscription : 28/05/2005
 | | Lonely widow of 70, decided that is was time to get married | |
[size=16]A lonely widow of 70, decided that is was time to get married again.
So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
a. HUSBAND WANTED
b. MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's)
c. MUST NOT BEAT ME
d. MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND
e. MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
[/size] [size=16]Two days later the doorbell rang. The old lady opened the door, and much
to her dismay, there sat a gray-haired gentleman in a wheel chair. He had
no arms or legs.
"Are you responding to my ad?" the woman asked. "You're not really asking
me to consider you, are you?"
"Yes, I am," the man replied.
The old lady sneered, "Just look at you. You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled and said, "Therefore, I cannot run around on
you!"
"You don't have any arms, either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, and softly replied, "Therefore, I can never
beat you!"
She pauses, raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in
bed?"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the
doorbell, didn't I?" ![]()
[/size] The wedding is set for Saturday..... | |
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