Escaped convict
Man escapes from prison where he has been for 15
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him
to a chair While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, and then goes up into the
bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells the wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years... I saw how
he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you. This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my
neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought
you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it
was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too.