The Toothbrush

A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while
>>>>he's
>>>> >>> >>getting dressed.
>>>> >>> >>She points to his tool and says, "Daddy, what's that?" Not
>>>> >>>wanting
>>>> >>> >>to explain sex to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you,
>>>>it's
>>>> >>>a
>>>> >>> >>secret."
>>>> >>> >>The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that
>>>>long
>>>> >>>thing
>>>> >>> >>between Daddy's legs?" Her mother also doesn't want to
>>>>explain
>>>> >>>sex
>>>> >>> >>yet, so she says,
>>>> >>> >>"I don't know, he won't tell me."
>>>> >>> >>
>>>> >>> >>A couple days later the little girl says to her mother,
>>>>"Mommy,
>>>>
>>>> >>>I
>>>> >>> >>finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs
>>>>is.
>>>> >>>It's a
>>>> >>> >>toothbrush!"
>>>> >>> >>
>>>> >>> >>"Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks.
>>>>"Because," the
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> >>little girl says,
>>>> >>> >>"this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her
>>>>mouth
>>>> >>>and
>>>> >>> >>she had toothpaste dripping down her chin."