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Date d'inscription : 28/05/2005

To all the sly men and women..... Empty
12052009
MessageTo all the sly men and women.....

> A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween
>
> party.
>
>
>
> The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband
>
> to go to the party alone.
>
> He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
>
> argued and said she was going to take some aspirin
>
> and go to bed, and there was no need for his good
>
> time to be spoiled by not going.
>
>
> So he took his Batman costume (mask) and away he went.
>
>
>
> The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
>
> awakened without pain, and, as it was still early,
> decided to
> go to the
>
> party.
>
> In as much as her husband did not know what her
>
> costume was, she thought he would have some fun by
>
> watching her husband to see how he acted when he
>
> was not with him.
>
>
>
> She put on a Goldilocks costume (mask).
>
> So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
>
> enjoying himself on the dance floor, dancing with
>
> every nice woman he cuddled and occasionally giving
>
> a little kiss here and there.
>
>
>
> His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive
>
> woman herself, her husband left his new partner
>
> devoted his time to her.
>
> She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he
>
> was her husband.
>
> After some more to drink he finally whispered a little
>
> proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they
>
> went to one of the cars and had quick sex in the back
> seat.
>
>
>
> She slipped away before unmasking herself or her
>
> husband and went home and put her costume (mask)
>
> away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
>
> explanation he would make up for his outrageous
>
> behavior.
>
>
>
> She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she
>
> asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old
>
> thing.
>
>
>
> You know I never have a good time when you're not
>
> there.
>
> " Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied,
>
> "I tell you, I never even danced one dance.
>
>
>
> When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
>
> other guys, so we went into the spare room and played
>
> darts all evening." "You must have looked really silly
>
> wearing that Batman costume playing darts all night!"
>
> she said with unashamed sarcasm.
>
>
>
> To which the husband replied, actually, I gave my
>
> Batman costume to your Dad who seemed to
>
> have had a jolly good time on the dance floor. I
>
> am told that he was seen by Frank taking a
>
> prostitute in a Goldilocks outfit out for a few
>
> minutes.
>
>
>
> Don't ask me what they did, you know your dad still
> wants to
> behave like a kid.
>
>
>
> The question is: was it dad that she had slept with
> believing
> it was her husband or her husband who made
>
> up the story.
>
>
>
>
> Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your husban
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