PROMISE NOT TO LAUGH



Fred went to the doctor and said,
"Doctor, I've got a
problem,
but
if you're going to treat it, first you've
got to promise not to
laugh."

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor
said. "I'm a
professional.
In
over twenty years I've never laughed at a
patient."

"Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded
to drop his
trousers,
revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has
ever seen. It couldn't
have
been
the size of a peanut.

Unable to control himself, the doctor
started giggling, then
fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he
was able to struggle to
his
feet and regain his composure.

"I am so sorry" said the doctor. "I
really am....I don't
know
what
came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a
gentleman, I promise it
won't
happen again. Now what seems to be the
problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied